My wife and I don't have kids and people are down on us about it. But we're just not wired that way, so don't tell me I have to.

I've never been to a class reunion or anything because I'm always afraid of that one - there's going to be some 'Carrie'-like incident.

Women comedy is different than men comedy. Guy comedy is very aggressive, it's about insulting each other, name-calling, and kind of busting each other's chops, and that's not what women's comedy is.

Man up and add a tux to your wardrobe. Just find one you like and get it well-tailored to your own measurements.

The biggest thing I’ve heard for the last four months is, ‘Thanks for ruining my childhood’.

The director is the only person on the set who has seen the film. Your job as a director is to show up every day and know where everything will fit into the film.

When I went to high school, in the late 1970s, disco was in full swing and anyone who was into it dressed the part. I know I did.

Throughout my teens, I just wanted to go somewhere I could wear a Donald Duck pin and no one would care.

My style of comedy is very real and bittersweet, and sort of always on the verge of kind of being tragic.

With a suit, even if you're having a nervous breakdown, you still look like you're in charge.

I'm more of a science head, so I was like, how would a guy use - if there were ghosts - technology to bring them back?

The more men see of the world, the bigger their hearts

The little dissatisfaction which every artist feels at the completion of a work forms the germ of a new work.

People gravitate towards their own era, nostalgia therapy is a real thing that's being tinkered with.

Everything you need to know about life is in one breath.

Where is the money going to come from? From wherever it is at the moment.

We like rain if the sun comes after it; we like night if the day comes after it; we like everything conditionally! We are conditional people!

People generally don't recognize how long it takes to conceive, publish, and write a book.

Successful investors must temper the arrogance of taking a stand with a large dose of humility, accepting that despite their efforts and care, they may in fact be wrong.

Through our soul is our contact with heaven.

Cyling has done more to emancipate women than anything else in the world