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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.


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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.



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I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.



If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness.

If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness.



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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.



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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.



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I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.



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