My wife assures me she didn't sleep with Tiger Woods, but how can I believe her?

The weight of your baggage never stops true love from taking flight.

As the Athenians to the Pnyx, the antique Romans to the Campus Martius, or our Nordic ancestors to the All-Thing, so the folk of Tilling flocked to the High Street for extempore parliament.

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences.

I like cream cheese in just about anything.

Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals. Preferably big ones.

I'd love to have three or four kids. But my mom always says: "Speak to me after you have your first".

Thinking that being a good, decent, respectable person will mean that others will see you as weak, vulnerable, and easy to manipulate.

Everything that makes more of you than you have ever been, even in your best hours, is right. Every intensification is good.

We cannot pass our guardian angel's bounds, resigned or sullen, he will hear our sighs.

The most dangerous thing in the world is to make a friend of an Englishman, because he'll come sleep in your closet rather than spend 10 shillings on a hotel.