My wife at times will say I'm stubborn, selfish, insensitive, vague, deaf at times, blah, blah, blah... but she's never said I was boring!

College is great. It's the only time in life where you can write a check for 39 cents... and bounce it.

My comedy is for adults, but you can have your kids listen to it. They won't get all the jokes because hopefully I'm more cerebral than a 10-year-old... but if you ask my wife, I'm not!

As a comedian, I have the gift of looking at something a bit differently and making it funny. I'm not sure why I can do that, but that's as simple as I can put it.

So, I'm from the South. So I guess that makes me South Korean.

I have one show biz picture in my house. It's with Mr. Hope. I have asked for one autograph in my life: Mr. Hope's.

I'm an Asian with a Southern accent. To a lot of people, that right there is funny.

My way of telling stories is kind of what I do naturally. It's no different from how I would talk to you if you were in my living room.

My wife gets mad because we'll be in the middle of something and I'll stop and say, 'No, I've got to write this down!' She'll say, 'No! We're in a discussion!' I say, 'I know, but it's hilarious!

I'm smart cause I'm Korean, I'm not so smart cause I'm from the south. They cancel each other out, so I'm even.

Growing up, I loved Bill Cosby and Bob Newhart. They are a big reason I'm a storyteller because they are two of the best.

Das Glück ist das einzige, das sich verdoppelt, wenn man es teilt.

This, this indeed is to be accursed, For if we mortals love, or if we sing, We count our joys not by what we have, But by what kept us from that perfect thing.

I've been extraordinarily successful for my age. I think for probably anyone's age, I'm very fortunate.

Bigotry or prejudice in any form is more than a problem; it is a deep-seated evil within our society.

I'm always interested in something that Helen Mirren is doing. I thought her series Prime Suspect was unbelievable. I think she might be my favorite actress.

The fact is that woman was taken from a rib.

The gods see the deeds of the righteous. [Lat., Di pia facta vident.]

The cream-tiled walls were spattered here and there with old dried bloodstains, deep gouges that might have been clawmarks, and all kinds of graffiti. As usual, someone had spelt Cthulhu wrongly.

Hope is not defined by the absence of hardship. Rather, hope is found in God’s grace in the midst of hardship. Hope is found in his promise to give us a future.

Your only defense can be you were so madly in love you weren't responsible for your actions.