My wife can't figure out what to buy me. What do you give a man who's had everything up to here?

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.

Laughter is an instant vacation.

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.

The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired.

Laughter is the best medicine in the world.

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Each experience of love nudges us toward the Story of Interbeing, because it only fits into that story and defies the logic of Separation.

My aim each day is to adore God more than anything else.

Important achievements require a clear focus, all-out effort, and a bottomless trunk full of strategies. Plus allies in learning.

You know what the economics are like in Red Lake County. There's no way a family can pay $15,000, $20,000 a year for health insurance and make it work. You just can't do it. It's got to change.

The most immoral and disgraceful and dangerous thing that anybody can do in the arts is knowingly to feed back to the public its own ignorance and cheap tastes.

Man makes god in his own image.

I'd say seeking is one of the fundamental artistic impulses. Art is about discovery. The medium is not the message.

Prisons are like the concentration camps of our time. So many go in and never come out, and primarily they're black and Latino.

There was only one person who I shared everything with, and that was my husband.

I don't really mind playing tabloid monster. I always liked those characters in the old movies.