My wife divorced me because she could not trust me anymore.I never want a divorce because I love and care about our daughter.

If you say that you never lie in life, you honestly insult my intelligence.

Sometimes, some lies that spoken with high confidencecould be more receptive than facts that spoken with doubt.

Every man should believe in something.If not..he would doubt everything, even himself.

Smartass Disciple: Master, do you really believe in the second chance?Master of Stupidity: That supports the basis of lost-then-found concept.

Not all can believe anything they want to, because not all have the ability to believe.

Smartass Disciple: Why do arrogant people like to say complex words ?Master of Stupidity: Ask them straight! You'll get a simple scary version.

Disinformation is duping. Misinformation is tricking.

Pick a truth that blesses your life!

Smartass Disciple: If there were two masters, which one should I listen to?Master of Stupidity: Use the ears to the one who looks so stupid, eyes to else.

Smartass Disciple: If you are really a master, then make me see miracles!Master of Stupidity: Go to sleep and dream, then wake up thirty years later!

When admiring human accomplishments we should not confusethe achievements of the few for the capacity of the many.

If you show emotion in competition, temporarily, you'll be ineffective. If you're disciplined enough, you don't get down when you're behind, and you have a chance to create something positive.

I'm not the most romantic guy, although I do try.

I just try to put as much logic into what I'm doing as possible and try to have fun with it.

My universe is my eyes and my ears. Anything else is hearsay.

All the water in the world cannot drown you unless it gets inside of you.

Beauty is life when life unveils her holy face.

Misfortune nobly born is good fortune.

It is not good news, but we have to face reality.

I was young. I was 23 or 24. I just wasn't a fan of the politics of campaigning - of going into that environment and competing and trying to get into the good graces of the writers.