My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

Be awfully nice to them going up, because you're gonna meet them all coming down.

Make someone happy, Make just one someone happy, And you will be happy, too.

Everybody wants to get into the act!

My nose isn't big. I just happen to have a very small head.

All of us have schnozzles... if not in our faces, then in our character, minds or habits. When we admit our schnozzles, instead of defending them, we begin to laugh, and the world laughs with us.

Everybody wants ta get inta da act!

Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.

Don't put no constrictions on da people. Leave 'em ta hell alone.

What did Napolean do for relaxation? He read a book. What did Lincoln do for relaxation? He read a book. What does Congress do for relaxation? They book a red.

Me and my big mouth! I'd get rid of it, only it's such a handy place to keep my teeth.

Power of persistence can overcome any obstacles.

Majority wins, but majority is not necessarily right and sometimes majority is awfully wrong.

I laughed out loud and shook my head, "You're crazy!" He nodded, "About you.

Some nights I knew that if I slept I would die.

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it.

Anon out of the earth a fabric huge Rose, like an exhalation.

Today is a day for sober and mature reflection, not glee. Mindless celebration is both spiritually inappropriate and politically naive.

The standard of morals is as variable as morals themselves; of which every nation has a different code, and every custom a different reading.

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view

The South is dry and will vote dry. That is, everybody that is sober enough to stagger to the polls will.