My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely.

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.

If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness.

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

You know you're ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth.

If you wanna capture me, capture me wretched, that's the real me.My brokennessis my beauty.My smile isa brief facade.

My favorite meal is turkey and mashed potatoes. I love Thanksgiving, it's just my favorite. I can have Thanksgiving all year round.

It's almost a work-shopping process to create the characters with the actors.

Fruitful is the entire life of those, who feel hunger for the Name of the Lord in their minds.

Ridicule often cuts the knot, where severity fails.

Fear not that thy life shall come to an end, but rather fear that it shall never have a beginning.

The skyscrapers began to rise again, frailly massive, elegantly utilitarian, images in their grace, audacity and inconclusiveness, of the whole character of the people who produces them.

Chronic disease is a foodborne illness. We ate our way into this mess, and we must eat our way out.

My career has always revolved around what I do and don't want my sisters and brothers seeing me doing

The Johnny Depp generation has this kind of brooding, weighty, introspective quality, very James Deanish. Which is nice, great for a lot of characters.