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My wife has teeth like the stars... they come out at night.


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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.



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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.



I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.



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I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.



If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness.

If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness.



When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.



I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.



I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.



My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.



You know you're ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth.

You know you're ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth.





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Death remains about the one certain fact in the lives of each one of us, and there will be suffering, sorrow, and sadness next week as there was last week.

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We are all human and fall short of where we need to be. We must never stop trying to be the best we can be.

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