My wife is not my best sexual partner, but she's good with the housework.

You can create the perfect triceps by just pushing yourself off your wall.

God gave me a great body and it's my duty to take care of my physical temple.

If you phone a psychic and she doesn't answer the phone before it rings, hang up.

A cookie has no soul, it's just a cookie. But before it was milk and eggs. And in eggs there's the potential for life.

According to statistics, one person out of five is disturbed. If there are four people around you who seem normal, that's not good.

I am fascinated by air. If you remove the air from the sky, all the birds would fall to the ground. And all the planes, too.

Air is beautiful, yet you cannot see it. It's soft, yet you cannot touch it. Air is a little like my brain.

I love challenges. If you don't have any and can do whatever you want, then it's probably time to die.

A pair of legs engineered to defy the laws of physics and a mindset to master the most epic of splits.

I've had my ups and downs. My fair share of bumpy roads and heavy winds. That's what made me what I am today.

When we have suffered a little while, we are restored in strength.

And then I got what she was saying. In the paranormal world, everyone was your enemy.

Woman! Come out! I have—" She looked down at the bloodless grass, embarrassed. "I have come to rescue you, " she finally said, as if admitting that she were covered in boils.

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.

Publishers like a good buzz, and negative responses sell books just as well as positive ones.

There are very few things impossible in themselves; and we do not want means to conquer difficulties so much as application and resolution in the use of means.

Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.

Something must be wrong with me to stop a good girl-on-girl fight

Music is a big gift opportunity.We have to have our best offers disposed to capitalize on that.