My wife is really sentimental. One Valentine's Day I gave her a ring and to this day she has never forgotten those three little words that were engraved inside Made in Taiwan!

If you wonder where your child left his roller skates, try walking around the house in the dark.

Wall Street is a place where the day begins with good buys.

I told my broker that as long as he doesn't tell me where my money should go, I won't tell him where he should go.

Now I'm in real trouble. First my laundry called and said they lost my shirt and then my broker said the same thing.

My teacher has a reading problem. He can't read my writing

Um...Mercer? Haven't seen you in nearly a month. I was expecting something like, 'Oh Cross, love of my heart, fire of my loins, how I've longed--

Donald Trump has taken a lot of positions that are anti-establishment. Donald likes the idea that he can maybe break through. Putin obviously likes him.

We delude ourselves into believing that morality comes from somewhere else, whereas in reality we behave as we've been told to behave.

Pride makes us do things well. But it is love that makes us do them to perfection.

I spent hours as a kid on the putting green of the local golf course imagining I was sinking a putt to win the Masters.

I had an experience of knowing the Polish people when I was a child, and where my father worked many Poles came to work after the war. They were good people, and this has stayed in my heart.

Throughout whatever I do, I always just say "Director" first. I am directing the storylines and I'm creating what it is.

I'm a sucker for lost worlds. I was nostalgic even as a child. I was happiest in my hometown library in Adams, Mass., where nothing seemed to change.

My dream was actually just to have a computer some day. If I'd imagined that it meant starting a company to sell them, I probably would have avoided the whole thing.

the redness had seeped from the day and night was arranging herself around us. Cooling things down, staining and dyeing the evening purple and blue black.