My wife is so hot so I don't care it I lose every stage of the 2015 Tour to Kittle. Yea, he's got cool hair but my wife is super hot.

There was a lot they didn’t tell you about death, she had discovered, and one of the biggies was how long it took the ones you loved most to die in your heart.

Once bitten, twice alert.. Don't shy away.

It wasn't that she lit up, but that everything else seemed to dim. Things he thought were important or bright turned out not to be when she was around, when they were held up against her glow.

Present joys are more to flesh and blood Than the dull prospect of a distant good.

The only prison we need to escape from is the prison of our own minds.

If we don't have workers organized into labor unions, we're in great peril of losing our democracy.

Warning: fortune cookies don't care what happens to you.

Life is trouble. Only death is not. To be alive is to undo your belt and *look* for trouble.

Doctrine does matter.

What the Bible says is really true-it's better to give than to receive.