My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.

When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves.

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

My only regret in the theater is that I could never sit out front and watch me.

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.

One always has hope for human nature

Physical reality does not require that we be pleased with its mechanism.

The 'good old times' - all times when old are good.

There are no military solutions - dialogue and diplomacy are the only guarantee of lasting peace.

Whenever there is a conflict between human rights and property rights, human rights must prevail.

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her eighteenth birthday, you can get out of bed.

There are many reasons why novelists write, but they all have one thing in common - a need to create an alternative world.

If you do things out of time you're weird.

Beauty and Love are as body and soul. Beauty is the mine, LOVE is the diamond. They have together since the beginning of time- Side by side, step by step.

Certainly coming to America has been extraordinary.