My wife is way funnier than I am. As much as I don't really feel I share a sense of humour with my family, I definitely share one with her - we find the same things funny.

When you do an animated movie - at least the ones that I've been a part of - you never see any of the other actors. It's all done separately with headphones in a voice booth.

Is it true that if you don’t USE it you LOSE it?

Everyone said to Vincent van Gogh, "You can't be a great painter, you only have one ear." And you know what he said? "I can't hear you".

Nothing to me feels as good as laughing incredibly hard.

I am both a night owl and an early bird. So I am wise and I have worms.

This year, more people will use cocaine than will read a book to their children.

I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little stitious.

Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice ... strike three.

I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like the guy said… my tummy itches.

Actors and magicians are both performers and they represent things that are not necessarily who they are.

Be watchful. Pray always!

We must go on, because we can't turn back.

When you’re given the gift of truth, you spend a lot of time trying to tone it down because it is already offensive enough.

The next thing you think, the next action you take, will either create a new possibility for you, or it will repeat the past.

We may stop lovin' to watch Bugs Bunny, but he can't take the place of my honey.

Be vigilant! Be vigilant! If an evil is minor, resist it nonetheless. If a good deed is trifling, perform it all the same. Only wisdom and virtue can truly win men's devotion.

I've learned to keep my mind open to ideas from any source.

I don't believe that I personally have been changed by the money. The bad thing is people assume you've changed because now you have money.

All babies are incoherent, but they grow up. That is the principle difference between an infant and a poet.

Report me and my cause aright.