My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

There is always a worthy prize for DISCOVERY. Discover what you love doing, develop and deploy it and LIFE has new meanings everyday

It would be a sin to help you destroy yourself.

Communion, by necessity, always leads us into community.

We all naturally want to become successful... we also want to take shortcuts. And it's easy to do so, but you can never take away the effort of hard work and discipline and sacrifice.

I haven't always been into fitness. But I noticed that when I'd be on stage playing a show, I could hardly make it through the fifth song without having to take a breather.

Growing up, I wasn't an athlete or anything like that. The only place I felt like I belonged was in the theater.

President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger.

Money ain't everything.

Inspiration is indispensable to my work, but it is hard to come by. It is there or it is not; it is a gift of the gods.

Everybody should just stay at home and meditate and they'd be so much happier.