My wife once said that if men had to worry about who was going to clean up the mess, there'd be a lot less violence in the world.

Half the time your kids end up hating you for at least 5 of their teenage years[.] And don't ever expect anything so mundane as a thank you

You're not born with a walk like that. You have to earn it.

The rules of marriage were simple and easy to follow: faithfulness, patience, compromise. But there were no rules to divorce, or if there were, he had not yet discovered them.

You’re not born with a walk like that. You have to earn it.

Instructions for successful living: Dream it. Plan it. Do it. Repeat.

I don't like to see animals in pain. That was very uncomfortable to me. I don't like factory farming. I'm not an advocate for the meat industry.

There is nothing better than walking out and hitting a home run.

The black and gold runs deep in me and I will remain a Steeler for life.

If you assume you haven't learned anything yet, there's no reason your playing can't stay dynamic all your life.

Most bereaved souls crave nourishment more tangible than prayers: they want a steak.

We are not yet what we shall be, but we are growing toward it, the process is not yet finished.

For every way someone can be lost, we want to provide a practical way for them to be found in the very place they have ended up.

It feels quite cool, in a mad way, to be someone who skulks about in the shadows.

All men, well interrogated, answer well.