My wife runs the house much better than I could so I think she could be a linesman or a referee or even a football manager and that's the truth.

I love Blackpool. We're very similar. We both look better in the dark.

Managing a league club is like making love to a mermaid... you should always be aiming for a top half finish

You can say that strikers are very much like postmen: they have to get in and out as quick as they can before the dog starts to have a go.

There was a spell in the second half when I took my heart off my sleeve and put it in my mouth.

Every dog has its day - and today is woof day! Today I just want to bark.

I watched Arsenal in the Champions League the other week playing some of the best football I've ever seen and yet they couldn't have scored in a brothel with two grand in their pockets!

This club needs an impetus of energy - but I just feel tired to be honest. I'm worn out.

Sometimes when you aim for the stars, you hit the moon.

Sepp Blatter and all of them lot Mr Platini I know he was a good player but he aint very good at what he does, I don’t think. I think he’s useless you can quote me on that.

I might be in a bit of a Skoda garage rather than a Mercedes garage, but I am telling you some old bangers don't half polish up great.

If it must be done, it's best done bravely.

Today, when I hire, I look for people who want to be trained and molded.

The man who has ceased to fear has ceased to care.

Life is a flow of love.

Time that never ends, that never passes, that remains in the present, where all of life's secrets lie.

A lot of people think they need to give up nature to become adults but that's not true. However, you have to be careful how you describe and define 'nature.

The game I play is a very interesting one. It's imagination, in a tight straightjacket.

Pray to God and make your heart as pure as the star.

I always say, dare to struggle, dare to grin

Yea, I've got a dream too. It involves time-travel and a rifle.