My wife's father said if you marry my daughter I'll give you three acres and a cow. I'm still waiting for the three acres.

My wife is so stupendously ugly it is easier to take her with me than to kiss her goodbye.

My wife's the ugliest woman in the world - I'd sooner take her with me on tour, than kiss her goodbye.

In a world of knowledge and expertise, fame and fortune, status and ranks....nothing has the power to affect change as much as love and compassion.

We are not wounded so deeply when betrayed by the things we hope for as when betrayed by things we try our best to despise.In such betrayal comes the dagger in the back.

It isn't the sort of thing you ask questions about, because the answers are not usually answers you want to know.

I'm always cast in these strange men... that's not me, really.

Lord, we claim your strength to serve you, no matter what our circumstances may be. Amen.

Acting alone, minorities can never achieve the majorities necessary for political change.

Whether you want to call it God or the mystery of the cosmos doesn't matter to me.

A small drop of ink makes thousands, perhaps millions... think.

It is often the case with finer natures, that when the fire of the spirit dies out with increasing age, the power of the intellect is unaltered or increased.

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bumsteers.