My wife's not only my best friend but she's damn hot, too.

Life is too short to play bad music

When failure knocks on your door, ignore it.When defeat bangs on your door, lock it.When success knocks on your door, answer it.When greatness knocks on your door, seize it.

Sometimes, it turns out, the most important decisions in life are made by your dog.

KFC has no excuse for refusing to adopt these basic, minimal animal-welfare standards ... After two years of fruitless negotiations with the company, we're trying a more personal approach.

The Last Of England works with image and sound, a language which is nearer to poetry than prose. It tells its story quite happily in silent images, in contrast to a word-bound cinema.

If you get too well-known, you can never be a comedian's comedian, it just won't sit well. But I'm fine with that. I'm fine with that label.

Lovers are fools, but Nature makes them so.

There's this creative thing in me that wants to have my work used - like the author of a book who wants it read.

We have the choice to use the gift of our life to make the world a better place--or not to bother

Musically, I am still hooked and just hypnotized by the sound of the guitar itself. I mean, a guitar sounds good if you drop it on the floor.

Mothering is one of the most beautiful experiences of my life.