Quote of the Day
Authors Categories Blog Quote Maker Videos
 

Rodney Dangerfield Quotes: My wife's so dumb, she got a nail in the spare!!
         

My wife's so dumb, she got a nail in the spare!!


Rodney Dangerfield
Check all other quotes by Rodney Dangerfield

Want to display this quote image on your website or blog? Simply copy and paste the below code on your website/blog.

Embed:

Format of this image is jpg. The width and height of image are 1200 and 630, repectively. This image is available for free to download.





Citation

Use the citation below to add this quote to your bibliography:


Styles:

×

MLA Style Citation


"Rodney Dangerfield Quotes." Quoteslyfe.com, 2024. Wed. 25 Dec. 2024. <https://www.quoteslyfe.com/quote/My-wife-s-so-dumb-she-got-1019222>.





Check out


Other quotes of Rodney Dangerfield


My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.



I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.



I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.



I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.



If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness.

If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness.



When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.



I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.



I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.



My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.



You know you're ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth.

You know you're ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth.





Other quotes you may like


Personally, I've made myself a very small window of what I enjoy in this business, which is I love being a big part of the storytelling process.

Personally, I've made myself a very small window of what I enjoy in this business, which is I love being a big part of the storytelling process.



Boards don't hit back.

Boards don't hit back.



The most important thing is to have a sense of responsibility, commitment, and concern for each of our fellow human beings.

The most important thing is to have a sense of responsibility, commitment, and concern for each of our fellow human beings.



Every eye sees its own special vision; every ear hears a most different song. In each man's troubled heart, an incision would reveal a unique, shameful wrong.

Every eye sees its own special vision; every ear hears a most different song. In each man's troubled heart, an incision would reveal a unique, shameful wrong.



Do or do not. There is no try. Only do.

Do or do not. There is no try. Only do.



Life is always frightful. We cannot help it and we are responsible all the same. One's born and at once one is guilty.

Life is always frightful. We cannot help it and we are responsible all the same. One's born and at once one is guilty.



All of marketing consists in creating relationships. Real relationships: friends, lovers, partners, warriors, fans.

All of marketing consists in creating relationships. Real relationships: friends, lovers, partners, warriors, fans.



I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights.

I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights.



Your breath touched my soul and I saw beyond all limits.

Your breath touched my soul and I saw beyond all limits.



Know what thou canst work at, and work at it like a Hercules.

Know what thou canst work at, and work at it like a Hercules.




Quote Description


This page presents the quote "My wife's so dumb, she got a nail in the spare!!". Author of this quote is Rodney Dangerfield. This quote is about wife, my wife, dumb, funny, humor,.