My wife's the ugliest woman in the world - I'd sooner take her with me on tour, than kiss her goodbye.

My wife's father said if you marry my daughter I'll give you three acres and a cow. I'm still waiting for the three acres.

My wife is so stupendously ugly it is easier to take her with me than to kiss her goodbye.

Words are God’s gift to mend a broken soul.

You willed yourself to where you are today, so will yourself out of it.

The impetus to grow and live intensely is so powerful in me I cannot resist it. I will work, I will love my husband, but I will fulfill myself.

As we don't live in a perfect world, try to spend 80% of your time doing important but not urgent activities

I chose surgery because I thought that perhaps this would make me more like the kind of person I wanted to be.

An MBA doesn’t impress me. A GSD does. GSD = Gets Stuff Done.

Everybody goes into different dimensional planes. You do it every night when you dream. You are journeying into other dimensional planes. Dreams are not just functions of the cerebral cortex.

Just stay true to yourself and true to wut you believe.

If you don't have two states, you have one state, already the non-Jewish population outnumbers the Jewish population in one state.

Civility costs nothing, and buys everything.