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Jim Gaffigan Quotes: My wife told me that in the Bible, Abraham circumcised himself... wow! I can't even get to the bank before it closes.
         

My wife told me that in the Bible, Abraham circumcised himself... wow! I can't even get to the bank before it closes.


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