My wife was saying to me just the other day how she's noticed a spring in my step lately. That was because I thought you were gone forever.' 'I missed you too, Thurid.

I wasn't always who I am now. No one ever is. I've spent my entire lifetime becoming who I am. Finally, I'm here and I'm old. It's depressing, it really is.

Skul-man!' he exclaimed as he rushed forward to shake his hand. 'Last I heard you were trapped on a dead world overrun by evil trans-dimensional superfiends!' Skulduggery nodded. 'Just got back.

He liked murder. Murder and long walks had been two of his favorite things when he was younger.

The world happens as it happens, but we construct what we remember and what we forget. And people will eventually do that to us, too.

One of the things I've been taught by Native American elders is the importance of patience, of waiting to do things when the time is right.

Married people from my generation are like an endangered species!

We're all going to change. Otherwise, it's boring. Who wants to stay the damn same all their life?

I don't worry cause, everything's gonna be alright.

Twilight is to Vampires what My Little Pony is to Kentucky Derby Winning Horses.

This is the age in which thin and theoretic minorities can cover and conquer unconscious and untheoretic majorities.

It is true that, when an entitlement begins to be enjoyed by people, they like to keep it.

All parents damage their children. It cannot be helped.

You bring joy and pain in equal measure. Joy because you are with me, but pain because it wont be for long.