My work is one long triumph over my limitations.

Just tell the truth, and they'll accuse you of writing black humor.

I'm not going to ruin my movie because of some stupid ruling that it has to be ninety minutes long. That's just like adding three more plates to the last supper, or an extra wing to the Pentagon.

Nothing human surprises me.

Outside of taking care of a man’s needs, women don’t get much pleasure out of life, anyways.

The relationship was perfect, but I hated everything about the person I became.

The purpose of psychology is to give us a completely different idea of the things we know best.

Don't get me wrong, I like NASCAR and shopping at Nordstrom's, but discipleship is intrinsic as a lifestyle."~R. Alan Woods [2013]

Television is not my favorite medium, my favorite form of entertainment. Certainly game shows aren't. I don't watch reality shows at all.

When a quiet man is moved to passion, it seems the very earth will shake.

Obviously a child can never conceive solitude if his parents aren't living it somewhere themselves. I don't mean that to be alone you have to get down on your knees for an hour in a yoga posture.

The real scholar learns how to evolve the unknown from the known, and draws near the master.

Any country that accepts abortion is the poorest of the poor

I live constantly in the fear of not being misunderstood.

You're competing against people in a state of flow, people who are truly committed, people who care deeply about the outcome.