My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that's a lovely addition.

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.

Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness and self-worth.

I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.

I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?

Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.

Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.

I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.

Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?

Like all dreamers I confuse disenchantment with truth.

Science, you don't know, looks like magic.

It is through justification of one's actions that a completely guiltless life is possible.

What is a friend? I will tell you...it is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.” ― Frank Crane

Hunger of the body is altogether different from the shallow, daily hunger of the belly. Those who have known this kind of hunger cannot entirely love, ever again, those who have not.

God never disappoints anyone who places his trust in Him.

Spiritual energy brings compassion into the world.

There is indescribable joy, deep satisfaction and an eternal purpose in dying to ourselves and living for Christ.

On the strength of his literary output alone... any woman of sense would decline to tackle D.H. Lawrence at 1,000 pounds a night.

Positive human action is not only possible, but pervasive; human beings can improve and choose light and so on. And this is all happening.