Mystery Science Theater is really a postmodern show, it's really derived of many influences.

Sometimes I go into my own little world. It's okay, they know me there.

Beanie and Cecil was the first cartoon I remember watching and I think there are analogies.

Gypsy was the name my brother gave a pet turtle he had. I always thought it was so peculiar.

I spend a lot of time thinking about what I do and how it fits into the scheme of things. I won't do something just because it's funny.

If you notice any of the press from when I was with the show, I would always deny it being the year 3000.

South Park started as a little video Christmas card.

A lot of the shows that really become hit shows are often demonstrated, like Mystery Science Theater.

A lot of times when I sit down with the other comics and try to talk theory, they say I'm being too serious.

But if you think you aren't creative that's cool, too. I think being around people who aren't creative is kind of refreshing and nice.

So the actual riffing came out of us just sitting there and doing it the way I think some people think we really did it, which is all spontaneously, and it really was.

The teacher must derive not only the capacity, but the desire, to observe natural phenomena. The teacher must understand and feel her position of observer: the activity must lie in the phenomenon.

I feel like a quote out of context.

A failed personal experience is just fear and anxiety.

A lot of bands wanna do something new all the time and never repeat themselves, but I'm not so interested in that. If I feel like I can do it better the second time, I'll give it another shot.

We need to believe that we're good people, and we'll do just about anything to maintain that perception.

An intellectual may be defined as a man who speaks with general authority about a subject on which he has no particular competence.

I think this is every mother's worst nightmare - something dreadful happening to her child.

Of all cities in the United States I have seen, San Francisco is the most beautiful.

The guy who kills 38 people is not the guy you'd want to have over at Thanksgiving.

Investing is forgoing consumption now in order to have the ability to consume more at a later date.