Myths and legends die hard in America.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain.

Dare to dwell on great thoughts, you will be great.

Every criticism, judgment, diagnosis, and expression of anger is the tragic expression of an unmet need.

Reject every negativity with positive response.

I'm a product of my environment.

They seemed to come suddenly upon happiness as if they had surprised a butterfly in the winter woods

At this moment, God is watching your life and at some point in this trial, He will say enough. You don't need to falter.

I am struck that so many of our leaders in the U.S. forget how strong our country can be.

That nation is great which rests its head upon death as its pillow.

Keep an open heart To allow the world Lovingly and faithfully To come in.

The ergometer simulates the physical demands of rowing, packaging the pains with none of the amenities that make it worthwhile.