Myths are a waste of time. They prevent progression.

I love things that are indescribable, like the taste of an avocado or the smell of a gardenia.

Success to me is having ten honeydew melons and eating only the top half of each slice.

I was a personality before I became a person - I am simple, complex, generous, selfish, unattractive, beautiful, lazy and driven.

You have got to discover you, what you do, and trust it.

The idea of a liberal media bias is simply a myth. If only it were true, we might have a more humane, open-minded, and ultimately effective public debate on the issues facing the country.

I don't like the word 'superstar'. It has ridiculous implications. These words - star, stupor, superstar, stupid star - they're misleading. It's a myth.

Oh God, don't envy me, I have my own pains.

When they tried me out as a host on TV, I found that I just couldn't be that gregarious person. I was stranger than that.

Stay true to yourself. People respond to authenticity.

Doubt can motivate you, so don't be afraid of it. Confidence and doubt are at two ends of the scale, and you need both. They balance each other out.

Luck is not fate. Believe it or not, it's largely an attitude.

You don't know who you are

Nothing so upholds the laws as the punishment of persons whose rank is as great as their crime.

Here lies Groucho Marx and Lies and Lies and Lies P.S. He never kissed an ugly girl.

[I] try to do both because the writing for me, to be a new artist, the writing is gonna pay the bills.

Anyone can build a fast CPU. The trick is to build a fast system.

The law of floatation was not discovered by contemplating the sinking of things, but by contemplating the floating of things which floated naturally, and then intelligently asking why they did so.

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people; it is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell.

I think everybody works from a defensive position, for the most part, in the film industry.