NO ONE is immune to the trials and tribulations of life.

I don't want to sound facetious, but humour is the key to the soul. You know what I mean?

Life- ride it until the wheels fall off.

You make due with the time you have here. Hopefully when you pass on, somebody can look back and say, 'Wow, they made a difference in some kind of way.'

I just try to get along with people and show the love that I would like to be shown to me.

Everybody has a Big Momma: the mother or the grandmother who tells it like it is, keeps it real with them, isn't afraid to tell you the truth about yourself.

For me, this was all or nothing. I left no room for anything else. That goal was just for my own push, my own self-esteem. The fear of not being a success in my life made me push even harder.

I don't really judge. To each his own. You like what you like.

You can be cool and at the same time respect your woman, who will hopefully become your wife, who will hopefully become the mother of your kids. America needs to get back to family values.

I don't like forcing comedy and people just trying to do things just to find a funny beat all the time.

My audience is a diehard audience. They are dedicated. My audience always follows me and sticks with me. They're the reason I'm still here - in the films and in stand-ups.

What is the purpose of history? It seeds only hate. All the history books should be burnt, so that we are no longer the peoples of our lands, but merely peoples...

It criticizes me, but my 2nd quest give me deserve a second chance but it is my own survival, My friend.

However, when Java is promoted as the sole programming language, its flaws and limitations become serious.

I have two moods. One is Roy, rollicking Roy, the wild ride of a mood. And Pam, sediment Pam, who stands on the shore and sobs... Sometimes the tide is in, sometimes it's out.

"You see," said Mr. Toots, "what I wanted in a wife was - in short, was sense. Money, Feeder, I had. Sense I - I had not, particularly."

We are United States Marines, and for two and a quarter centuries we have defined the standards of courage, esprit, and military prowess.

I'm just looking for interesting roles and giving acting the respect it deserves.

The best among all is one who possesses God's love no matter what religion he belongs to.

Truth [is] what is better for us to believe.

I did stand-up for a good number of years while I was still living in New York, and those people primarily knew me as 'the kid stand-up.'