NOMINATE, v. To designate for the heaviest political assessment. To put forward a suitable person to incur the mudgobbling and deadcatting of the opposition.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

I see the beautyAll around me I see itThe polished faces

Like seasonless fowl we migrate…from East Coast to West Coastand back and forth again, for a job, for a friend, for a change, for a kick.

The best journeys are the ones that answer questions that at the outset you never even thought to ask.-Rick Ridgeway

The [Bible’s] message is concerned with earth dwellers, their origin, the reason for their existence, the cause of their misery, and the plan of redemption for a fallen race.

To Survive In A Ruined World, She Must Embrace The Darkness…

We possess only the happiness we are able to understand.

People with really weak characters cause an immense amount of suffering in the world. They destroy whole civilisations.

I am not the Jeff Sessions my detractors have tried to create. I am not a racist. I am not insensitive to blacks.

If we do what we do without panicking, we can accomplish great things.

The press and the public like certainty and affirmation of popular biases. But real science thrives on the capacity for doubt.