NOSTALGIA IS A WEAPON

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.

The deeper you go in ministry, the more the enemy wants to be an irritant in your marriage.

START: Serve, Thank, Ask, Receive, Trust

My goal in my career is to inspire people, is to get my music out there and have people enjoy it, and have people think of me as an inspirational artist.

The single most important thing you can do to get elected is to have street money!

Art has arrived at the paradox that tradition itself requires the occurrence of radical attacks on tradition.

My name is actually quite a popular name in Scotland. People elsewhere always think it's far more exotic than it is. In Scotland, it's a common name.

I still treat every job as if I might never get hired again as far as the way I save money and live really modestly.

When somebody elses happiness makes you happy, it means you are a person with a big heart.

People who have had family members killed are able to forgive the murderer because that's the only way they can move on.

It's cool to have it when your money is working for you.