NOVEL, n. A short story padded.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

The man with toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound.The poverty stricken man makes the same mistake about the rich man.

When you have nothing but love, then you're the richest person of the world.

As men do walk a mile, women should talk an hour, After supper. 'Tis their exercise.

The dangerous man is the one who has only one idea, because then he'll fight and die for it.

I pulled the plug on it at a time that I thought was right for me to exit.

Some say we are responsible for those we love. Others know we are responsible for those who love us.

When I look at a character, whether he's good or bad, one scene or 10 scenes, I just have to find my way in.

Providing more desirable products, services, and customer experiences is vital to the continued existence of any business. And that is INNOVATION.

A first impulse was never a crime.

Philosophers of science have repeatedly demonstrated that more than one theoretical construction can always be placed upon a given collection of data.