Nac Mac Feegle! The Wee Free Men! Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again!

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

Let’s return to the main argument. People are hurting as hell. It matters. We should do something to make them happier, if we can.

Now is much better then was, and if and when aren't as great as now - yet.

Writers are not narcissists. They simply acknowledge that what they find interesting is not unique to them.

It’s hard to be present whenyour attention is sufferinginformation overload.Switch off and just sit still.

Energy has become a national security issue and as technology continues to improve, there will be more debates like the one on Keystone.

I go to nature every day for inspiration in the day's work.

Life is really very simple. What we give out, we get back

When you've got a new family, any kind of security you can have is great.

An agnostic is a cowardly atheist.

Necessity is the author of change.