Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?

I'm glad that as a 33-year-old working mother, I can still choose to wear a Hello Kitty T-shirt or stay up late scrolling through the Twitter feed of my junior-high crush.

Couture gowns are like gremlins; you can't expose them to bright light or get them wet.

Los Angeles is often described as the nadir of vapidity, a smog-choked space cradle.

He is the cheese to my macaroni.

Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment.

The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are.

I've been told that I'm incompetent, socially retarded, maladjusted. I still know that I couldn't function in reality. Los Angeles is a good place for me.

It doesn't matter if they're in front of the camera or behind the camera. I know women who are producers who are surviving on nothing but juice and almonds.

I think sometimes people really require the satisfaction of closure.

I think it's great when writers get recognition; it doesn't happen very often. I just don't want that writer to be me. Let it be Aaron Sorkin or, you know, somebody good.

And I sometimes think that a moment of touching is the difference between complete utter despair and the ability to carry on.

God goes ahead of a man who walks by faith, that is the beauty of faith

Today is a good day to have a great day.

My favorite NBA team are the houston rockets and favorite college team are the duke blue devils.

Clearly, we need to have the very best advice and counsel on what actions can be taken to help lower the cost of gasoline.

They are works of art that can be considered works of art but don't have to be in the collection of the Metropolitan Museum.

I just remember him [Baz Luhrmann] making me laugh, and his accent.

The Puerto Rican doctor, who wrote all his prescriptions with spray paint. Never got a dinner!

While contemporary non-Evangelicals have virtually reduced faith to 'courageous ignorance,' Evangelicals have hardly been faithful in defending God's objective communication of truth.

...the hard work and poverty of my childhoodturned out to be my greatest asset in later years. Nothing could ever seem too hard after that.