Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

As long as you're moving, it's easier to steer.

History only exists, in the final analysis, for God.

Can you let your son's body become the same temperature as your son's head before you turn this into a political campaign against the president? Could you do that?

If we ever opened a meeting with a prayer, silent or otherwise, we would disintegrate.

You couldn't have strength without weakness, you couldn't have light without dark, you couldn't have love without loss

The balance between good and evil, and the choices we make between them, are probably the single most important aspects shaping our personalities and humanity.

I am busy just now again on Electro-Magnetism and think I have got hold of a good thing but can't say; it may be a weed instead of a fish that after all my labour I may at last pull up.

You can be in this business 50 years and still not know anything about it.

I am occasionally loveable but for the most part I’m like loving a raincloud.

If you're a musician and an artist, you don't just stop.