Name the season’s first hurricane Zelda and fool Mother Nature into calling it a year.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Success depends on your attitude

By coming from our Soul, we are in the fullness of our being― This is the “garden” from which we grow

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs.

Walking makes us take problems in our stride.

I'm a powerful being... a wizard," Corny said. "So don't try anything." "Yes," said the little faery, blinking black eyes rapidly. "No. Try nothing.

The one thing finished in this hasty world.

I live with the things that I love: art, furniture, and objects that I have collected throughout my travels.

A great poet is the most precious jewel of a nation.

These mercenaries and hirelings kidnapped civilians in the Al-Faw Peninsula so that they might claim that they captured Iraqi soldiers.

Everyone asks for freedom for himself, The man free love, the businessman free trade, The writer and talker free speech and free press.