Names are changed more readily than doctrines, and doctrines more readily than ceremonies.

There are two reasons for drinking wine...when you are thirsty, to cure it; the other, when you are not thirsty, to prevent it... prevention is better than cure.

Seamen three! what men be ye? Gotham's three Wise Men we be. Whither in your bowl so free? To rake the moon from out the sea. The bowl goes trim. The moon doth shine, And our ballast is old wine.

Clouds on clouds, in volumes driven, curtain round the vault of heaven.

The juice of the grape is the liquid quintessence of concentrated sunbeams.

The waste of plenty is the resource of scarcity.

He kept at true good humor's mark The social flow of pleasure's tide: He never made a brow look dark, Nor caused a tear, but when he died.

Marriage may often be a stormy lake, but celibacy is almost always a muddy horsepond.

The mountain sheep are sweeter, But the valley sheep are fatter. We therefore deemed it meeter To carry off the latter.

I never failed to convince an audience that the best thing they could do was to go away.

Sir, I have quarrelled with my wife; and a man who has quarrelled with his wife is absolved from all duty to his country.

If Life worked on auto mode then manual mode for photography would have never existed.

Love poured out multiplies love poured in.

Indomitable perseverance in a business, properly understood, always ensures ultimate success.

Who would bring light must endure burning.

We ought to be opening a bottle of wine!

Saf keeps a vast range of bullies on hand at all times.

We are going into space, and we need protection. And in case we need to space walk, we'll have to go outside.

It doesn't matter where I am; I'm yours.

Vegetarians may be appalled, but much of gardening is actually raising animals: the tiny ones under the earth's surface

Acting probably saved my life. It gave me a home and a safe place to let out all of my emotions and have it be ok.