Names are not always what they seem. The common Welsh name Bzjxxllwcp is pronounced Jackson.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy.

You must have a definite purpose of life. To reach that purpose, you must be flexible.

Only beards can't make you count as a man, you need to have respect for women in your heart for that.

Repetition draws us into music, and repetition draws music into us.

Live the meaning of life

His eyes were twin flakes of ember floating into the night from a roaring inferno. “I won’t let anything happen to you. No matter what I have to do, I will keep you safe.

Do not try to compensate people for the love they show you. Rather, replicate the love.

I learned to never quit, and academics always come first. I had to make sure to get my degree, because I learned that athletic ability and sports don't last forever.

I'm not alone in having obese people in my circle and in my family. I have loved morbidly obese people, and I don't approach obesity with revulsion or judgment but with empathy and compassion.

I love Frances McDormand so much. I love her career. And I think it's fun because she gets to do comedy as well as drama.