Names are not always what they seem.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Our mind has a mind of its own.

Everything has its wonders even darkness and silence and I learn whatever state I may be in therein to be content.

Now I am an outcast. I loathe my country. The best thing for me is a drunken sleep on the beach.

That was a mistake, I guess, going out to California. They have these things called guidance counselors in high school. They drink a lot of herbal tea.

Medicines cure diseases, but only doctors can cure patients.

When we are overcome by some evil will, should we not tremble before the presence of the choirs of angels that surround us?

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

How do you walk into someone's life again after twenty-eight years? How do you pick up, when you were too young to know where you left off.

There were 15 terrorists, We killed 3 suspects, building collapsed on 5. All of them are dead.

Poetic language is singularly appropriate for recounting the life of the king who is traditionally accepted as the author of the poetic psalms, some of which are included in the narrative.