Nature Boy, whats that? Do you run around the forest like Euell Gibbons, eating bark or something?

Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.

Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper!

I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.

You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.

I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark.

You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun!

I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair.

I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am.

My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.

I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!

May the angels protect you from any harm.

I trust people with my eyes and ears wide open.

People can still see you even if you enter the next door. Even if you are dead and gone, they can still see you. What is necessary is whether they see you for the good, bad or ugly reason.

Our responsibility is to get God's word to their ears. Only God can get the word from their ears to their heart.

A man may be down, but he is never out.

Scripture ... does not derive its authority from the fact that we use it, not even when we use Scripture in faith.

Nature in denying us perennial youth has at least invited us to become unselfish and noble.

You insist that there is something a machine cannot do. If you tell me precisely what it is a machine cannot do, then I can always make a machine which will do just that.

The photographer is a manipulator of light; photography is a manipulation of light.

I feel like I experienced my 20s in all their glory and all their disastrousness.