Nature designed us to be of good cheer.

The only athletic sport I ever mastered was backgammon.

Earth is here so kind, that just tickle her with a hoe and she laughs with a harvest.

After all there is something about a wedding-gown prettier than in any other gown in the world.

A man never so beautifully shows his own strength as when he respects a woman's softness.

He is one of those wise philanthropists who, in a time of famine, would vote for nothing but a supply of toothpicks.

A coquette is like a recruiting sergeant, always on the lookout for fresh victims.

Quality, not quantity, is my measure.

Marriage is like wine. It is not be properly judged until the second glass.

A man is in no danger so long as he talks his love; but to write it is to impale himself on his own pothooks.

Grumblers deserve to be operated upon surgically; their trouble is usually chronic.

How much time? Not as much as I had yesterday.

People never believe anything - except scandal - when they first hear it.

Trust is crazy. You are a risky, risky, God. I didn’t sign up to be Amazing Trust Boy, and I did not sign up for Danger God. You’re flatly not safe…

These are the stories that never never die that are carried like seed into a new country are told to you and me and make in us new and lasting strengths.

The individual man tries to escape the race. And as soon as he ceases to represent the race, he represents man.

Miles from nowhere. Guess I'll take my time.

He seemed to be waiting for me to move forward. Weren't we all.

My biography of Jesus is probably the first popular biography that does not use the New Testament as its primary source material.

Science arises from the discovery of Identity amid Diversity.

Perfect solutions of our difficulties are not to be looked for in an imperfect world.