Nature never makes any blunders when she makes a fool she means it.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

I found that things are always easier when I do them with love.

So they watch over us like gods of old. Our patron sinners.

Right thing is usually clear and intuitive enough to feel in our gut.

In a movie, that's the only time when you're allowed these kind of fantasies to be lived. Being able to look so cool and be able to fight five bad guys and take them down. When can you do that?

How can the life of such a man be in the palm of some fools hand?

A lot of times, good improv is when both people, or however many people are in the scene, really have no idea what the next thing you're going to say is.

people will tell you were they have gone, they'll tell you where to go, but until you get there for yourself you never really know.

Being a question on 'The Weakest Link,' that was quite a moment.

Today's dialogue has succeeded in reinforcing the need for international partnerships and cooperation in tackling the reality of climate change.

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.