Nature's what it's all about, but our people have been brainwashed into thinking that life is a cell phone against your head and the TV on a beer commercial with hot chicks.

Relieve stress through hysterical screaming.

I don't suffer from insanity. I can actually say that I enjoy it.

My problem is with the warped value system our culture has. Why is it that if you knife a woman in a movie it's PG, but if you swear at her it's rated R and if you make love to her it's rated X?

Always walk away from a fight. Then ambush.

A prosthetic leg with a Willie Nelson bumper sticker washed ashore on the beach, which meant it was Florida. Then it got weird.

Nothing builds confidence like live ammo.

Hang on to your dreams with everything you got. Because the best life is when your dreams come true. The second-best is when they don't but you never stop chasing them.

Murder is such a charged word. You know how some people fixate and won't let things go? They're called cops.

It's only socialism if the money goes down, not up.

Look forward to the wonderment of growing up, raising a family and driving by the gas station where the popular kids now work.

Look with open eyes and you will see the beauty of the waterfall.

Tomorrow is a blank canvas and you are the artist.

I just feel like I'm such a normal person in an industry that is so chaotic and crazy. I am what I am, and I can't change it. And I don't want to change it.

We prefer to find mates who are roughly as attractive as we are, which means they are more likely to stay and not look for a better offer.

I would write light entertainment nonfiction pieces during the day, then come home and work on my fantasy fiction. It was very difficult to get out of the one mindset and into another one.

Baseball is a game of life. It's not perfect, but it feels like it is.

The Priestly Code preponderates over the rest of the legislation in force, as well as in bulk; in all matters of primary importance it is the normal and final authority.

The true Christian is a communicator.

I started doing improv in college, and I really liked it.

Don’t use your conscious past. Use your creative imagination to create a past that belongs to your character. I don’t want you to be stuck with your own life. It’s too little.