Nay, but prithee, with sprinkles 'pon it instead, " I said solemnly, "and frosting of white.

You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!

I ask people impertinent questions. Hopefully turning up pertinent answers.

Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?

Caring about someone isn't complicated. It isn't easy. But it isn't complicated, either. Kinda like lifting the engine block out of a car.

I’ve had a tense couple of days. And I’ve got to tell you, burning someone’s face off sounds like a great way to relax.

Gruff, ” I said, “I find myself largely clueless about why mortal women do what they do. It will take a wiser man than me to understand what’s in a fae woman’s mind.

That’s the problem with you nearly immortal types, ” I said. “You couldn’t spot a pop culture reference if it skittered up and implanted an embryo down your esophagus.

You’re playing the creepy vibe a little hard, ” I said. “Might as well go for broke, put on a black top hat and pipe in some organ music.

Thank God for his loving kindness and tender mercies.

We may not be able to change the reality but we can change how our minds see and store it.

It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.

I did exhibitions with the Surrealists (in Paris, in 1929) because their attitude revolted against 'art' and their attitude toward life itself was wise, as was Dada’s.’ Hans Arp

We are bothered a good deal by people who assume the responsibility of the world when God is neglectful.

New York is like that perfect lover that just won't commit but he's so good that you hang around anyway, NYC is dreamy!

Survival is nothing more than recovery.

Every American expects and deserves clean air, and then we act on that belief, then we will set an example for the rest of the world to follow.

Our Country will, I believe, sooner forgive an Officer for attacking his Enemy than for letting it alone.

It was dreadful the way all the three were looking at him, just as if they did not admire him.