Neal! It's your grief counselors. We're here to hug!

Just 'cause you love someone doesn't mean you should stick around and screw up their life.

Saving people, hunting things, the family business.

God save us from half the people who think they're doing God's work.

We know a little bit about a lot of things. Just enough to make us dangerous.

Hey, see if they've got any pie. Bring me some pie. I love me some pie.

Look, I don't need to feel like hell for failing you, okay? For failing you like I've failed every other godforsaken thing that I care about! I don't need it!

There ain't no me if there ain't no you.

I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot.

Well, I think I learned a valuable lesson. Always take down your Christmas decorations after new years or you might get filleted by a hooker from God.

I can't believe you brought me here to see some guy who heals people out of a tent!

Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.

Literature is an avenue to glory, ever open for those ingenious men who are deprived of honors or of wealth.

I couldn't tell you exactly what I like about golf. Just when you think you've got it mastered it lets you know you haven't. I'm just crazy enough to do it.

I always wanted children, but not until they were actually part of my life did I realize that I could love that fiercely, or get that angry.

I had to abandon free market principles in order to save the free market system.

I have built my life to pursue the new. I don't have family, don't know many people and I am usually ready to leave within an hour.

I'm always going to be under a microscope, and I haven't always handled it well.

This myth that America has this atomic bomb that makes us right, it makes us good, it makes us set the agenda for the world. Everywhere, we can go global, we determine.

I was a fireman. I lived in the fire sta­tion for about a year. The pay wasn't so good. It was kind of like being in the army, or what I imagine that would be like.

Inject laughter into tense situations to save the day; laughter calms tempers and soothes jangled nerves.