Nearly every lawsuit is an insult to the intelligence of both plaintiff and defendant.

I always tell kids, you have two eyes and one mouth. Keep two open and one closed. You never learn anything if you're the one talking.

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.

You've got to love what you're doing. If you love it, you can overcome any handicap, or the soreness, or all the aches and pains and continue to play for a long, long time.

Imagination is not something apart and hermetic, not a way of leaving reality behind; it is a way of engaging reality.

Nowhere is wisdom more necessary than in the guidance of charitable impulses. Meaning well is only half our duty; Thinking right is the other, and equally important, half.

Photography must be integrated with the story.

The rebels did more in one night than my whole army would have done in one month.

Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer.

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.

The language of the face is not taught by the schools; it is intuitive, and to the observant is always legible.

O Lord, Thy Word, revive my soul.

Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.

Our mind is like a field, and performing actions is like sowing seeds in that field.

If you take cranberries and stew them like apple sauce, it tastes much more like prunes than rhubarb does.

Think what a great world revolution will take place when ... [there are] millions of guys all over the world with rucksacks on their backs tramping around the back country.

A group of two dozen nurses completely surrounded by 100,000 unattached American men.

I've learned to always avoid saying "always"

It's always fun to improvise. What's weird is that when you're recording, you're by yourself, for the most part.

If there were no problems, most of us would be unemployed.