Nearly everything I do is part of a master plan to make me the most important entertainer in the world.

My family comes first. Maybe that's what makes me different from other guys.

You're either sexy or you're not. I'm very self-conscious about my physiognomy.

Memories are like moonbeams; we do with them what we want.

I'm more married to Sandy now than when we were married with the legal document. We're still married as parents.

It isn't true that you live only once. You only die once. You live lots of times if you know how.

Any fool knows that bravado is always a cover-up for insecurity. That's the truth. And on that note, I'll say goodnight. God love you.

A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.

There is nothing wrong with being afraid - but there is nothing more wrong than allowing that to be your master.

I've got a dream lover, so I don't have to dream alone.

I'm a singer who moves like a dancer.

He was a glass half full kind of person and she was...what? The glass is going to break before you can even pour kind of person. Yikes.

A life of constant victory is the result of correct thinking

One of the greatest gifts you can give isyour undivided attention.

Art has political consequences, which is to say, it reorganizes society and creates constituencies of people around it.

One word, that's all you said and something in your voice caused me to turn my head. Your smile just captured me.

[On filmmaking:] Cardinal rule: It's a youth business.

I've always been a teaser, even as a kid.

The new fashion is to talk about the most private parts of your life; other fashion is to repent of your excesses and to criticize the drugs that made you happy in the other times.

I routinely never discuss my marriage. It's nice to have things in my life that are totally mine.

To find love I must enter into the sanctuary where it is hidden, which is the mystery of God.