Neither angel, nor archangel, nor yet even the Lord Himself (who alone can say "I am with you"), can, when we have sinned, release us, unless we bring repentance with us.

I never thought I was a bad person. I just thought I was the one good person living in a world of bad people.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

There are three things in this world that will survive a nuclear explosion: Twinkies, cockroaches and Dean Ambroses.

I am actually as good as everybody else pretends to be. It's scary.

I've got ice water running through my veins, I'm cool.

No one heals himself by wounding another.

I am an unstoppable killing machine. I am the greatest champion that ever walked the face of this planet.

Our own evil inclinations are far more dangerous than any external enemies.

There's no, 'Oh my God, somebody else is gonna come back and take my spot.' I wanna have a spot that's my spot, that nobody can take away, because nobody else is me.

The rich man who gives to the poor does not bestow alms but pays a debt.

Till the time you realize your conquest you already reach that stage when you start losing the grip.

Respect me. Be proud, and if you love me, a little afraid, because love so often looks like fear. We are alike. We are alike.

Give them a conscious understanding of how powerful and important and valuable and perfect they are.

In ordinary life, the action of a third party does not free the contractor from an obligation; but the advantage of making a contract with heaven is that intentions are valid currency.

Comedy is just one of the many professions that women are taking over.

As a kid, when you're in a film with somebody, you look up to them, you know?

God may not play dice with the universe, but something strange is going on with the prime numbers.

the answer to every problem involved penguins

I love everything Minnesota.

Treat your friend as if he will one day be your enemy, and your enemy as if he will one day be your friend