Neurotic: someone who can go from the bottom to the top, and back again, without ever once touching the middle.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

It's the most unhappy people who most fear change.

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.

The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.

We lavish on animals the love we are afraid to show to people. They might not return it; or worse, they might.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.

Smartass Disciple: If there were two masters, which one should I listen to?Master of Stupidity: Use the ears to the one who looks so stupid, eyes to else.

I'm glad I didn't meet you when I was younger. I wouldn’t have had the wisdom to appreciate and cherish you for the gift you are in my life.

Once I've been told that college is fun, a mixture of education and pleasure. I really don't understand where the F did they brought this conclusion from.

Love is friendship that has caught fire . . .

We as Iraqis have suffered enormously as a result of al-Qaeda and its leader.

A new study says that over half of all Californians are obese. In fact, half of Californians are really two-thirds of Californians.

The last thing we'll hear is some scientist saying 'It works!'

Every hero must have the courage to be alone, to take the journey for himself.

I only assumed those dresses were costumes, based on the garish nature of the plumage.

Sing to me in the silence of your heart and I will rise up to hear your triumphant song.