Neurotics have plenty of non-neurotic friends, but not for long.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

It's the most unhappy people who most fear change.

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.

The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.

We lavish on animals the love we are afraid to show to people. They might not return it; or worse, they might.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.

To win, expect to win. Expectations create reality.

It bothered me that we behaved differently when other people were at the arcade. It bothered me that we had to be different at different times. I wished we could always be ourselves.

Wisdom of the Ages "The Marshawn" US Army's new main battle tank. Runs over enemies instead of shooting them. Biggest expense: maintaining the dreadlocks hanging off the turret.

My story has resonated around the world. I am just Catherine, I just like to run. And I'll run with opportunities.

The simultaneous reactions elicited all over the world by the reading of newspaper dispatches about the same events create, as it were, a common mental pulse beat for the whole of civilized mankind.

I enjoy the company of prostitutes for the following reasons: It represses women, it's generally illegal.

There are things known and things unknown and in between are The Doors.

Waiting for inspiration is like standing at the airport waiting for a train.

To regard Christ as God, and to pray to him, are to my mind the greatest possible sacrilege.

I was a Christian in Creed, but nobody ever asked me.